VIDEO: This seems like a good way to operate heavy machinery

When you watch this video, you really have to ignore the completely obvious vehicular negligence and simply marvel at what’s going on. Loading heavy machinery onto the back of flatbed like this is just impressive.

Now that I think about it, I really hope that this is just tremendous vehicle trickery and not the machines gaining autonomy. I imagine there would be way less brutal murder than there were in the “Terminator” movies and way more pneumatic drills in the rectum. I see the way the soda machine is checking me out. I know what’s up.

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