VIDEO: This woman and her thighs could literally kill us all

Posted by Chris Spags on December 29th, 2010 at 10:54 am

I think the typical modern man enjoys a little bit of thickness on the lower half of his lady. But this Nigerian model who’s in crazy shape and weighs over 200 pounds is jusssst a bit too much. But still, take a look.

I think my penis just flipped inside. Not because she’s unattractive but literally because my penis would be crushed inside of her like a Chilean miner.

So, uh, what do you guys think?

NIGERIAN MODEL DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS . . . NO WOMAN THAT THICK . . . SHOULD BE THAT FLEXIBLE!!!! [Media Take Out]

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