VIDEO: TV host shows how not to use a turkey caller
I won’t pretend I know a whole lot about using a turkey caller. But I do know a lot about what a good bout of oral sex looks like. And that’s what we see in this clip of a San Diego host using a turkey caller in completely the incorrect way.
If I were a turkey and she were doing that, incorrect sound or not, you’d have to walk over to her. If she’d have spit on it first, that would have been the perfect gobble gobble.
Younger female readers take note: That is why men like MILFs. Their turkey baiting skills.

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