VIDEO: Watch Justin Bieber get attacked (plus one girl’s hilarious reaction)
Chris Spags By now you’ve heard that Justin Bieber had a weird situation where he was confused by an undercover cop, resulting in the cop getting into a physical altercation with him. While the situation turned out innocently enough, this video from a girl in the crowd is priceless. Warning: Shrill sounds and “Cloverfield”-esque camera work forthcoming.
I’m just glad Bieber was okay and that there wasn’t a real threat upon his life. No really. I’ve had enough girls with daddy issues in my life to know that any little trauma can set a girl down a path of destructiveness for years. So ten thousand screaming girls watching Justin Bieber violently killed in front of a Macy’s would probably lead to lots of problems for me when these girls become legal age. And/or when I finally get a van with properly tinted windows. You’d be surprised how hard it is to find a good rape van supplier. Isn’t that why Craigslist was created?
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