VIDEO: Watch some guy test the patience of everyone at the Apple Store

Posted by Chris Spags on July 26th, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Comic Mark Malkoff set out to try the hospitality of the fine people at the Apple Store with a series of tests including ordering pizza there, having a pet goat, and dressing like Darth Vader. It’s wacky.

I really wish that this guy brought the goat in and the Apple Store employees were like, “Oh, how silly!” Then you cut to them berating someone coming in for, I don’t know, being an ethnic eskimo, yelling at him to go back to his igloo. The greatest comedy comes from tragedy. And from insulting eskimos. Really both those things.

[Thanks for the tip, Mark!]

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.