VIDEO: Worst party ever features some kid hitting himself in the nuts with a hammer
Chris Spags You may consider yourself a hard partier, but you haven’t even scratched the surface until you go balls to the wall like this kid who, for some reason, is banging himself in the nads with a wooden hammer. It’s pretty smart.
“If he wanted that done for cheaper, he probably would have just gotten married!” said a 1990s NBC sitcom character when reached for comment.
At least his testicles are now properly ready for breading and cooking. Or if he wants to press them up against a comic strip to get a pseudo-reprint. The possibilities are endless when you squash your testicles with a hammer! Unless you want kids. Then, not so much.
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