VIDEO: Worst “sexy” Web cam dance you’ll ever see

Posted by Chris Spags on April 28th, 2011 at 10:32 am

There’s nothing sexier than a couple amateur girls showing off their seduction muscles on a Web cam, right guys?

The guy who walks through the video at around 1:30 should not only be found and publicly shamed, but also probably rehabilitated. There is no reason a gentleman should subject himself to this. Even if I suspend all disbelief and we’re to believe that sex with the Order of the Water Buffalo is the greatest thing ever, the cost of donuts, fried everything, and complete floor reconstruction would hardly be worth it. I’d get a more turgid erection watching my parents shot in an alleyway like Batman than I did seeing this.

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