October 13, 2010 10:07 am

VIDEO: Zach Galifianakis interviews Bruce Willis on “Between Two Ferns”

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The “Between Two Ferns” series done by Zach Galifianakis is one of the most universally solid Web series ever done, in my view. This clip of him interviewing Bruce Willis is no exception. If you like remembering all of Bruce Willis’s terrible movies and a fake monologue by Bruce about the perils of fame, then this is the clip for you.

I love Bruce Willis movies (I could watch “Die Hard” in full any time it’s on, even if I were getting violently sexually assaulted at the time), but this clip really reminds me how much crap Bruce has done over the years. Also, that he’s not nearly as imposing a physical presence as many of his contemporaries. Sylvester Stallone may now look like he’s harvested the loose skin on his face to create biologically engineered scrotums, but I at least think a punch from him would hurt. I feel like real life Bruce Willis would be more likely to make passive aggressive comments and say bitchy things to a friend than he would violently assault me. I expect more from my tough guys.