Walruses aren’t so different than you or me
Chris Spags I might just be making this up, but I think the myth is that most animal scientists say that animals only have sex for procreation, not pleasure. And maybe that’s true for most of the animal kingdom. But let’s dispel any broad stereotyping of animals’ need for sexual gratification with this video…it’s a walrus attempting to give himself a little mouth love, if you will.
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing about that…how the walrus would do it in the first place or how large his johnson is that he can just start doing that so nonchalantly like he was drinking a bottle of Shasta. Which tastes roughly the same as I’d assume walrus jizz does. I look forward to an ad campaign informing us of that fact.
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