Watch a video showing the BEAUTY of a woman giving birth
Want kids one day? Make sure your girlfriend or wife doesn’t see this clip of a woman loudly complaining about the GLORY OF CHILDBIRTH! (warning – fairly NSFW).
And that, my friends, is why the idea of a giant bird dropping babies wrapped in blankets is a much more appealing story of creation. “Mommy pushed you out of her sexual organs until her butt bled” would be a much less charming page in a picture book for kids, albeit a creative triumph for sure.