Well this is a creative way to revive someone after a knockout

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

When you get knocked out during an indigenous South African street fight, real medical attention may not be available. But don’t worry, they’ve got their own methods…dong-awakening CPR methods.

Nothing says “Welcome back to consciousness” quite like waking up to a load of unexpected semen in your pants and a smiling African man who just won $20 due to your failures in the second round. If it’s good enough for the bus terminal, it’s good enough for post-knockout CPR.

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