What if your human friends were like your pets?
Are you a cat person or a dog person? This video that shows what life would be like if your friends acted like your pets may help crystallize your world view.
Needed more self-fellatio. If I had a dollar for every time I heard an annoying yet determined slurping sound only to look over and see my dog going to town on her dog ladybits, I’d have enough dollars to requisition a scientist to build a machine that keeps me from hearing the disgusting sound of my dog licking her cooch. Which might be a waste of this magical economy. But still.