What you might not want from your fiancee on Facebook

There’s a small chance this might not be as hilarious as I think it is. And if so, I apologize for you not being as much of a hilarity connoisseur as I am. But if your fiancee has the following on his or her Facebook profile, maybe you should avoid marriage and save society from this person having offspring. Just a thought.

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I may have rushed to judgment a bit here. Sure, this guy is a lost cause, but if there’s a girl and she thinks reading is for queers, you should probably get in her pants as quickly as possible because a girl that dumb can’t possibly be ridiculously unattractive. I’m pretty sure whatever higher power you believe in pulls from the same jar of clay for both boobs and brains. And as a bonus, it can’t be hard to get a girl like that into bed. You probably just have to tell her that the world is ending or that you shoot out magic coins when you finish during sex. That’s probably how Mario got the Princess. She didn’t get to that position of power by her advanced knowledge of calculus.

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