Whipped cream bikini leads to indecent exposure arrest
Chris Spags A bikini made entirely of whipped cream sounds like a fantastic idea to stand out or spice up your love life. Up until the point where you get arrested for it at Walgreens.
Odds are, the type of person who'd wear this outfit in real life does not look like Ali Larter.
Police told the Minneapolis Star Tribune:
The woman told police she was a “free thinker” who was trying to attract attention and encourage people to defy society’s norms.
A bystander at the Walgreens called police and gave the woman a blanket to cover herself up.
After the police came, she told the cops that she may have been “a little over the top.” What she was trying to accomplish with her half-nudity is unclear.
So I know that when older people are wacky, unlikable, and bordering on insane, they like to refer to themselves as a “free spirit.” But if your form of non-violent protest is defined by reenacting a scene from something James Van Der Beek starred in, it’s probably time to go back to the drawing board. Unless you’re also playing a Paula Cole song in the background. She’s a defining songstress of not only our generation, but every generation. “Where have all the cowboys gone,” I often wonder aloud to no one in particular.
Woman cited for indecent exposure in Moorhead [Minneapolis Star Tribune]
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