Why men should not write advice columns
Chris Spags I’d like to think that men are as capable of anything as a woman would be, assuming it wouldn’t involve me having to prove myself by passing a fetus through any of my orifices. But here’s an example of why men may not want to aspire to be the new “Dear Abby”; they’re just not that good at getting to the root of why someone wants advice.
It’s like every TV commercial come to reality. Seriously, if you were an alien and landed on Earth tomorrow with your sole exposure to society coming in the form of 30 second spots, wouldn’t you think that women all run the planet with sassy knowhow while the men of Earth run around like mongoloids, incapable of doing anything beyond physical labor? Perhaps this is all a part of mainstream female America’s scheme to just get us all enslaved while they sit there in pantsuits and that stupid “hands on hips/knowing smile” look they always have in ads for Snuggles detergent or whatever.
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