Woman arrested after hitting pastor with a Bible
Ina Garrett was arrested after allegedly hitting a pastor in the head with a Bible while in church. As you could imagine, the story seems totally normal and not at all out of the ordinary.
You’ve got to love the big BRAWL IN THE CHURCH graphic that this news station’s team came up with. I’m not sure if they give out Pulitzers for excellence in the field of covering southern religious people acting mildly insane, but if they do, I’m submitting this clip for inclusion. Or ordering the pay-per-view steel cage match that the BRAWL IN THE CHURCH logo could also be pitching. Preferably both.