Woman arrested for a sex toy/porn/masturbation combo while driving

A lot of people multitask while driving, for better or worse. I think this is a scenario which would fall under “worse.” 36-year-old Colondra Hamilton was pulled over for a tinted 2008 Pontiac. And what police found inside was shocking.

Officers allege that after pulling her over for a traffic stop, they noticed that Hamilton, a Cincinnati woman, had her pants unbuttoned along with a vibrator in her lap.

After police questioned her, Hamilton allegedly admitted to masturbating while driving as well as watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of her friend sitting in the car’s passenger seat.

In addition to charges of “driving with impaired alertness,” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia after police found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.

Curious as to what Hamilton looks like? You can see a picture of her here.

I don’t want anyone to think I’m advocating anyone doing some sort of fapping/porn watching/driving combination, but you kind of have to give Hamilton a bit of credit. I feel like I’m a shaky driver when there’s a Mack truck a little too far over my lane yet this lady was driving fairly consistently while rubbing one out and watching (maybe) “Big Booty Sluts Get It in the Butt Part 9″? That seems like a skill set to be commended, not jailed for.

Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic Crime [The Smoking Gun]

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