Woman bites man after he calls her fat

There are a handful of things that, if said to a woman, will lead to some serious problems inflicted upon you. One of them is calling a girl fat. A report coming out of Nebraska proves that theory with a 21 year-old biting a chunk off a man’s ear after he called her “fat.”

According to an ABC News report:

[O]fficers learned that the injured man and two others had been arguing with other people at the birthday party. Flood says the man told 21-year-old Anna Godfrey that she was fat.

Officers said Godfrey then tackled the man and took a bite.

Flood said the ear chunk was not found.

No sh-t it wasn’t found. That hunk of ear is somewhere in Godfrey’s entrails along with a half-eaten Snickers and a horrified mouse wearing a miner’s helmet.

Just for future edification ladies, there is nothing wrong with being fat. But there is something wrong with your response to adversity being, “I need to face my problems head on and then eat a part of them.” Call me crazy, but those two twains are probably related. Especially if you attempted to generously apply butter to the ear beforehand.

Police: Woman Bites Man After Being Called Fat [ABC News]

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