Woman blames sex addiction on “Wii Fit” fall
Chris Spags Wii Fit has claimed that it’s able to change your body within a couple months. For one British woman, that proved to be truer than she would have possibly dreamed of: After falling off the Wii Fit balance board, she claims she developed a vigorous sex addiction. You may want to avoid playing Wii Ice Cream with her nunchuks.
Unfortunately not the woman in question.
According to a report from ANI, 24-year-old Amanda Flowers, a catering worker in Manchester, claims that after a spill off her Wii Fit board, she’s found herself uncontrollably aroused. Anything from the vibration of a cell phone to a blender gets her going. She claims that it started as a “twinge down below” before surging down her body, occasionally turning into a full body “trembling orgasm.”
Flowers claims she needs 10 sex sessions a day to keep herself sated.
She told ANI, “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”
Though Flowers’ claims have yet to be proven, there have previously been reports of people who, after sustaining a brain injury, end up with sensations of “hypersexuality” caused by damaging the part of their brain that causes inhibition.
In unrelated news, I’m currently looking into taking a Wii Fit and a whole lot of butter to a sorority house.
So what do you guys think? Frivolous lawsuit in the making or legitimate injury? Or, option C, interesting viral marketing campaign about the new positions in the upcoming Nintendo Wii game “Wario Ware: Orifice Intrusion.”
Wii Fit injury turns woman into a sex addict! [Yahoo]
Hypersexuality or altered sexual preference following brain injury. [NIH.gov]
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