Woman charges sister with harassment after text about breast implants
Chris Spags A Utah woman named Anna Hansen charged her sister with harassment (then immediately dropped the charges) after her sister sent her a text message about Hansen’s new breast implants.
Not Anna Hansen, but a helpful visual aid
The text said that because of Hansen’s new breast implants, she could apply for a job at Hooters.
Hansen was offended and complained to her local police department, who charged Willhite with “Electronic Communications Harassment.”
Willhite told the local ABC affiliate that Hansen probably dropped charges due to the media attention she got over how easily offended she is.
I think it’s pretty crazy how easily offended Hansen is. It’s not like she got the implants accidentally or had some medical condition that accidentally resulted in her growing large, luscious breasts. She got big fake boobs so people would see her big fake boobs and go, “Wow, what delightful big fake boobs. I’d love to put my face in between those and go ‘Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,” which would then give Hansen more confidence. If anything, Willhite complimented Hansen, basically saying, “Hey, you were so highly successful at acquiring breasts that you should be with your peers who are also successful in the professional field of having large breasts.” Willhite should be charged with Enthusiastic Electronic Encouragement, really.
Sister drops charges over ‘Hooters’ text [ABC4 Utah]
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