Women arrested for allegedly hiding stolen items in their fat
Chris Spags Another reason to distrust the obese: Two Oklahoman women are accused of shoplifting and hiding the items in their rolls of fat.
Edmond, Oklahoma police say that 28-year-old Ailene Brown and 37-year-old Shmeco [ED. NOTE: Shmeco? Really? You picked out a name for your little girl 38 years ago and that's what you came up with?] Thomas shoplifted from their local TJ Maxx.
The store told police that the duo took four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves, equally $2,600 in merchandise total.
The duo stored the items they stole underneath their stomach fat and under their breasts along with inside their armpits.
Thomas and Brown will be facing felony shoplifting charges for their crimes.
There has to be some sort of markdown on the stuff they stole, right? I can’t tell you how upset I’d be if I were a woman in Oklahoma, went to my local TJ Maxx for a new pair of jeans, brought them home, then found out they smell like chicken soup, spoiled gouda cheese, and an unwashed woolly mammoth. At the very least, that deserves a 20% coupon and a special sales day called Black (Fat Roll) Wednesday.
Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat [Orlando Sentinel via Gawker]
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