Woman calls 911 because boyfriend won’t marry her

In the annals of crazy women, you’d find probably every woman ever because they’re all insane in some way. BUT! you’d probably find this woman close to the top of the pack because she called 911 after her boyfriend refused to marry her. And she did this multiple times.

This guy is only proposing because she would have thrown him through the window if he didn’t. Devious.

Clarksville police said they arrested a woman on Wednesday morning after she repeatedly made non-emergency calls to the city’s 911 system.

Hee Orama, 34, was arrested after police said she recently made frequent calls to 911 complaining about a man lying to her about marrying her.

Police said they responded to two calls from Orama and explained that this was not an emergency situation and to stop calling.

Poor Hee. That does seem kind of unfair. Men, let this be a lesson…never tell a woman you’re going to marry her. Marriage is not something to be joked about (unless it involves holding your wife’s wedding ring-clad finger up to a couple of gay guys and going, “Nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah, there’s no reason at all why you can’t have thissssss.”). This guy basically undercut every principle I know of marriage. You don’t make false promises…you sleep with a woman, date her, she “accidentally” forgets to take her birth control, a month later she tells you she’s pregnant, you cry, you hastily get married, the baby comes out black even though you’re both gingers, and you spend the rest of your life in complete misery. That is how it was written in The Bible and we can’t deviate from that. It was that verse in Exodus. Uh, the chapter that’s after the one about Jesus and why you’re not allowed to do cool stuff. Yeah, that one.

[WSMV]

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