Words on Pictures: Your weekly popular quotes

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --Douglas Adams
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"I don't care how liberated this world becomes, a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume, and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not. " --Doug Coughlin"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." --Humphrey Bogart"Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names." -Sir Charles Barkely“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ― Benjamin FranklinThe major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair. Douglas Adams"God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. " --Ed McMahon“Like my good friend Eminem the rapper says, you only get one shot.”“Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.” –Yogi Berra“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.” ― Chelsea Handler,"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. " --Arnold Schwarzenegger"Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings."— Darren Daulton"I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that." - Jerry Rice"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer." --Al Bundy“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” ― F. Scott FitzgeraldA common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams"“There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’” -Joaquin AndujarYou can sum up this sport [boxing] in two words: ‘You never know.’” -Lou Duva