Strip clubs pretty much sell themselves; you get to see naked ladies for reasonable prices and also dehumanize them. So, really, everybody wins. But if you want to see how not to make a strip club ad, look no further than this SFW local commercial from the past.
Nothing gets me hotter than malpractice lawsuits that make women look like Pez dispensers that were a result of a malfunctioning machine at the factory.
On the plus side, if you want to see unhappy freaks of nature forced into stripping by a cruel doctor who ruined their lives and forever damaged the health of their spinal cord, there’s no better place than the Valley Club! It’s like The Island of Dr. Moreau, but less sexy and with smaller boobs than Marlon Brando’s.
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