Yeah..this Little Miss Perfect show is not okay

The show “Little Miss Perfect” airs on Women’s Entertainment TV, but it might as well be airing on the Roman Polanski News Network…seriously, “10-year-old girls prancing around in costumes and make-up directed by overbearing mothers while creepy adults look on” doesn’t seem like something in a women’s TV wheelhouse to me. This video of a little girl dressed as Little Red Riding Hood with a grown man as the Wolf is extra creepy.

Just in case you thought you briefly slipped into a seizure, you did in fact just witness a grown man dressed like a wolf dancing with a young girl who stripped before bumping and grinding with Mr. Wolf. You probably also just got yourself onto a dozen FBI watch lists. You’re welcome.

I’m all in favor of making a kid feel good about him or herself…um, not like that…but what mother puts their kid up to this? I know times are different now, but I don’t think there will ever be a speech by America’s first female President that says, “You know, the moment I was always most proud of as a child was when I straddled that old man in the wolf costume and simulated intercourse.” Though I’d definitely be in favor of having our first President getting caught for giving a handy for meth, so I guess it’d be a trade-off.

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