Yet another reason why fireworks are illegal in most states

Apparently in Minnesota you can buy fireworks in a Target. While this might appeal to your American instinct to blow things up and stare at pretty colors, it might be less cool than it sounds. At least if this one brand of fireworks delivers on what its name promises.

I’ve never gotten the whole wanting someone to pee on your fetish. From what I understand, it’s something to do with wanting to be devalued as a person, kind of a sadomasochist thing. But if that’s the case, is getting peed on really the answer to that need? Can’t you just go outside? Odds are someone surly will say something hurtful to you for just existing. Or maybe you could try to find someone be nice to you? I know there’s no real punchline here, but I’d really like some intrepid commenter who enjoys being turned into a human diaper to give me some insight here. I’m a social scientist at heart.

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