You don’t want to mosh with Juggalo girls
Chris Spags It amazes me that the “Juggalo” subculture still exists; I would have thought it’d be difficult to make the concepts of clowns more loathsome and shameful, but for some reason they continue on. That said, there are still relatively large gatherings of Juggalos each year. Here are some of the Lady Juggalofolk doing their native dance. It’s as horrific as you might think.
Moshing is kind of a dumb concept. Yeah, we get it moshers, you’re all so counterculture and you do it because society won’t tell you how to dance and enjoy your music and you just want to feel pain to feel alive because you are so hardcore (presuming Mother provided you with enough allowance to go to the local music show). Plus it just seems unfair that some of these thin yet ugly Juggalo girls would have to mosh with these hideously overweight yet ugly Juggalo girls. I don’t know how much shoving you can muster or enjoyment you can get when there’s a 50% chance your hands are going to get stuck in your fellow moshers as though you’re getting a slab on the Hollywood Walk of Fame or flying off them like a poorly thrown ball in bumper bowling.
By the way, the Insane Clown Posse members have to be pushing 40 and up now. Is it socially acceptable to be a middle aged man dressed like Ronald McDonald’s rebellious stoner son? Just asking.
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