You probably wouldn’t want a ride from this taxi

A Western Australian taxi driver lured over 100 drunk young guys into his cab and, well, let’s just say that they were the ones getting the tip. PUNS!

A man posed as a taxi driver and lured as many as 100 drunk young men into his car before filming his sexual assaults on them, a court has been told.

Kok Foo Lim, 42, of the Perth suburb of Tuart Hill, was one of Western Australia’s worst sexual offenders, prosecutors told the District Court in Perth on Friday.

The court was told between March 2003 and August 2007, Lim posed as an off-duty taxi driver and offered at least 22 drunk young men lifts from popular Perth nightspots.

He would wait until the men passed out before filming them naked, fondling them and performing sex acts on them.

Most of the men would wake up outside their homes, dazed and with no recollection of giving Lim their address or being assaulted.

Like many politicians often do, I blame video games for this hideous crime. Who doesn’t remember the highly entertaining “diddle the drunk guys” mini game in Crazy Taxi? It was as sexy as it was true to the cabby experience.

On the plus side, they probably didn’t have to pay for the ride. They probably should have paid more attention to Kok’s “Ass, Gas, Grass, or Forcible Sodomy” bumper sticker.

[MSN Australia]

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