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VIDEO: ‘Uncharted’ fan flick features Stormtrooper Academy grads, but no actual Stormtroopers

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At least they’re putting the skills they learned from some goofy, made up training regimen, based upon a military force that doesn’t actually exist, to good use. Read more

VIDEO: Now you too can have the refreshing concoction that Link enjoys

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Thanks to the folks at Feast of Fiction, who have managed to create the Legend of Zelda’s hear potion, IRL. Read more

‘Old Guardian Barley Wine’ is perfect for Valentine’s Day breakups

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Some of you have asked, but no, I won’t be posting a Valentine’s Day drink guide. You and I both know that it’s out of your hands, so it would be a waste of time. Unless you are single, you’ll be drinking overpriced wine, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Read more

VIDEO: Is there a slimmer Vita on the way? All signs say ‘yes’

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And the evidence of a slimmer Playstation Vita, complied by Mega 64, is fairly compelling. Read more

Pentax WG-2: A camera you can abuse

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So, you’re a hiker, a mountain biker, or just somebody who drops his camera a lot. You need a camera that can withstand the various indignities of heavy use. Fortunately, Pentax has just the thing for you. And even better, it comes with GPS capability! Read more

Google Voice just made your cellphone more useless

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Google Voice is, of course, Google’s VoIP application. It’s incredibly useful and flexible, allowing calls from a computer, allowing calls to multiple lines to be sent to just one number, allowing you to redirect calls from a specific number to another number (which is a lot of fun if you get a lot of telemarketing ... Read more

VIDEO: Meet Jonah Falcon, the most well hung gamer ever

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Like many video game bloggers, Jonah Falcon has a podcast. One that’s dedicated towards the Xbox 360. And not his ginormous penis. 13.5 inches to be exact. Yeah, I know. Read more

The world’s most curious wine bottle comes with free app

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I admitted in the post about Grateful Dead’s wine that I’ve been known to buy something based entirely on the name or label. You can probably tell by the lack of wine commentary here on Guyism that it’s not my strong suit. At least one winery has taken notice of that, and is doing their ... Read more

VIDEO: Lets cross our fingers that the new ‘Aliens’ game is actually good

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Thus far, it certainly looks promising. But even in an age in which licensed games not automatically suck, there’s still cause for concern. Especially since it’s by the same folks behind Duke Nukem Forever, and that game sucked the big one. Read more

7 hurdles women want men to clear for them

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Men are kind of like Johnny Appleseed: they have the urge to roam the lands, planting their seed wherever they go. The only reason that most of us don’t do this is because we eventually end up feeling connected to a certain special someone. This woman has the power to make us go from boner-wielding ... Read more

VIDEO: Get ready for the most realistic CGI skin ever

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And it’s coming to video games, eventually, as heralded in a blog post that is slightly disturbing somewhat. Read more