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12 things that only a douchebag would say

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If you hear any of the following twelve phrases being uttered near you, you’ll know you’re in the presence of the not so elusive douchebag. And if you find these phrases coming out of your own mouth, well… perhaps it’s time to do some soul searching. Read more

PlayStation Vita hands-on review

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On Wednesday, Sony released their follow-up to the PlayStation Portable, the PlayStation Vita. Anyone reading this either threw caution to the wind and got one already, or is holding off. And one can’t blame someone for being on the fence, or even a little wary. Read more

VIDEO: Finally, a car stereo that can ignore you and make the roads safer

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One of the biggest problems on the road is distracted driving. Believe it or not, idiots yakking on their cell phones and fiddling with the radio are officially a bigger risk on the road than your buddy who always tries to drive home after drinking a dozen shots in an hour. Texting while driving is ... Read more

California declares February to be Craft Beer Month

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The California tourism commercials we all know and love (“Come to Caleeforneea”) are about to get better. This week the California Senate passed a resolution to declare February “Craft Beer Month.” Read more

VIDEO: Randomly stating video game titles while trying to get a girl’s number is hard

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There’s this trio of dudes in San Francisco, self-professed geeks, who have claimed to have mastered the art of the pick-up. So confident they are in their skills that they actually charge people to tag alone while hitting on girls, as to share and demonstrate their abilities. Seriously. Read more

Pivothead Glasses to record 1080p, revolutionize porn

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We really don’t know why camera makers keep kidding themselves, especially people who make tiny little cameras. People are using them to shoot porno, guys. You may as well embrace it. It’s not like morally upright types are rushing out to buy tiny little cameras to hide on their person and film everything other people ... Read more

VIDEO: Unnecessarily censored ‘Skyrim’ is still funny

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Remember your first taste of unnecessarily censored Skyrim? And your second? Well, time for the third helping. I honestly believe these keeping funnier and funnier… I am a man of simple pleasures, like having random words when someone talks in a video game bleeped, and pretending that they’re discussing butt sex. It makes me giggle ... Read more

VIDEO: ‘Fixed’ iPhone Siri ad is infinitely better than the original

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You know that sort-of obnoxious ad for the iPhone 4S’s Siri with people speaking casually to Siri to get information? Thankfully, someone made it much better by turning Siri into “Douchebag Siri.” Read more

VIDEO: Behold Jeremy Lin’s virtual highlight reel

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Surely those who obsessed with watching the NBA’s latest sensation, Jeremy Lin, bust moves on an actual basketball court would like to see him do the same on a virtual one, right? Read more

Nike shoe release devolves into riot at Florida mall

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Last night, hundreds of shoe fanatics waited outside Orlando’s Florida mall for the Nike release of its new Galaxy Foamposities–a shoe that retails for $220. One patron made an early dash for the Foot Locker before the midnight opening, which touched off the mob scene below. Read more

Hackers are now ruining Sony’s contests, supposedly

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Remember that contest that was supposed to net folks a free Vita, and how it was looking to be a train wreck of sorts? Sadly, some folks have indeed eaten at Taco Bell for no damn good reason after-all. Read more