7 clothing accessories men should avoid at all costs
Zack Barangan
Style takes a different shape on everyone. But it always helps to have a foundation of rules to live by. Everyone makes sartorial mistakes, but some things are downright inexcusable. Some of these accessories have had their time in the sun and it’s time to move on. Wearing one or any combination of the items below is bound to get you some stares, a few giggles, and zero attention from the opposite sex.
1 A single earring on the right ear
It’s one of those unwritten laws, don’t ask where it comes from. Either go for the left ear or for both. Think of the right ear as the desert at night. You don’t want to be caught out there alone. Sure, Morgan Freeman sports this look, but the guy may or may not have had an affair with his step-granddaughter. Yes, it is pretty creepy.
2 A driver’s cap worn backwards
Driver’s caps are fine when worn forward. When worn backwards, it just looks silly. You’re not Samuel L. Jackson, nor should you aspire to be. That man is one of a kind, and has thus earned the right to wear this otherwise egregious style choice at every awards show ever. We all can’t make “Lakeview Terrace,” unfortunately.
3 A belt buckle with some kind of expression engraved on it
No offense to those who come from states where this is a common look, but wearing one of these is downright unforgivable. If you feel the need to let people know you “Git ‘er done!” have enough fashion sense to put it on a t-shirt rather than forcing everyone to look down at your crotch.
4 Trucker hats
Maybe this worked in 2002. But 8 years later, wearing a trucker hat just tells people that you’re just a tad bit obsessed with early Justin Timberlake. Even the truckers have phased these out of their wardrobe. Stop listening to “Justified” and get yourself a normal baseball hat to cover your head with.
5 Multiple bracelets
One is okay. Any more and you’re making a really awesome fashion statement by letting everyone know that you’re actually an artsy high school girl deep down inside. Accessories are all about keeping things simple. Multiple bands around your wrists are nothing but clutter.
6 Socks with sandals
This is classic “dad fashion,” and no offense to fathers everywhere, but there is absolutely no need for this. If it’s warm enough to wear sandals, socks shouldn’t even be in the conversation. Plus, they’re bound to make your feet smell really weird. And that’s not a good look for anyone.
7 Pinky rings
One can make the argument that since mobsters rock this look often, it’s fine. The only reason those guys can get away with it is the fact that they can make a body disappear really easily. Unless your last name is Gotti and you’re used to slapping people with the back of your hand, you have no business rocking a giant piece of jewelry on your littlest finger.
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