It’s a safe bet that Nintendo is not putting their seal of approval on this one. First off, it’s being filmed in Babylon, Long Island. Second red flag? It’s a porn.
As spotted on Craigslist…

Favorite part: “…we are going to throw tingle in the mix.” Oh boy. I also love when requirements are stated, the person goes: “I’m sure you all have played the game and know what I will be looking for.”
And remember, first timers are welcome to audition! They always are…
Oh god, a casting for another homemade Zelda movie… wait WHAT?! [Reddit]
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Matt Hawkins Matt Hawkins is an NYC based video game journalist, designer, consultant, and cultralist. He's been published in EGM and GameSetWatch amongst others. Matt also makes comics and zines, is obsessed with cable access, gets into arguments with homeless people all the time, and once had his nipple bitten off during a one night stand. But that's neither here nor there.
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