January 17, 2012 9:54 am

Chugging 3 beers in 37 seconds for America

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I’m back! Did you all miss me while I was gone pirating the Caribbean? Of course you did. Who else is going to feed you random information about alcohol? The rest of the internet? Never heard of it.

While I have several stories to tell, a brewery to discuss, and St. Martin’s favorite booze to share, I would be shirking my duties if I didn’t post this video. It’s a few days old now, so you might have come across it, but if not you are in for a fratastic treat.

Way to represent for America good sir! That would be impressive with any beer, but doing it with Bud Heavy it’s downright astounding. My only problem with this guy, and it’s a big problem, is that he’s wearing a baby blue Yankees hat. I don’t mind that he’s a Yankees fan, but I f’ing hate non-standard hats. If you want to be even more impressed, check out Pat Bertoletti chugging 1.5 gallons of Miller Lite.