VIDEO: Das Boot music video will haunt you

Colin Joliat Staff Writer

In case you missed the memo this morning, it’s Friday! That means many things, the most important of which is that I’m going to let you know about a completely unnecessary product that I think you should buy. No, these aren’t sponsored. There’s no affiliate program. I just want you to have them so your friends think you are significantly cooler than you actually are.

Every self respecting man has seen the movie Beerfest. If you’re anything like me, you decided right then and there that you needed to buy a boot out of which to drink beer. It’s a logical thought, but one that 99% of us never acted on. It’s not too late though, and here is a little extra motivation. If you don’t break out the credit card after seeing this video you never will.

Stick it in the boot! You may be slightly creeped out, and rightfully so, but that doesn’t change the fact that you’re going to want one of these. I’d just use it for beer though if I were you. Be sure to remember Fink’s advice and rotate it when you get down to the foot portion to avoid having it propelled into your mouth. Act fast!

Frequently Asked Questions

 

 

Question: Why is this so awesome?

Answer: Because we said so. Watch the Das Beer Boot video if you don’t believe us.

Question: Is it true that Mickey’s is simply a blend of Old English 800 and High Life?

Answer: Yes!

Question: What does the previous question have to do with the Glass Beer Boot?

Answer: Everything.

Question: Is this more awesome than your Giant Beer Glass that holds 5 beers?

Answer: That’s like asking a parent which child is their favorite. We love the 5-for-1 Giant Beer Glass and the Glass Beer Boot equally.

Question: Is there a single reason I shouldn’t buy this immediately?

Answer: You suffer from pansy-itis? Seriously, you need to own this post-haste.

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