Drunk girl falls down stairs after banister slide

Colin Joliat Staff Writer

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Sliding down a banister always works in TV, so why can’t it work in real life? This one doesn’t even have the nut-busting knob at the end so nothing could possibly go wrong. Unfortunately, alcohol will always be an awesome equalizer.

This girl still managed to eat shit even after taking the more cautious sitting position (if you’ve ever slid down a railing you know she half-assed it). She tumbled all the way to the bottom of the second flight of stairs, and finally someone with a camera had the appropriate reaction. This chick could have died, but she can be proud to have a friend that screamed obnoxiously and ran after her instead of one who just starts laughing and yelling, “This shit’s goin’ on YouTube!” Given that this video was uploaded, I’m going to assume that she managed to survive. I don’t watch snuff videos; I watched this; therefore this is not a snuff video. My logic is impeccable.