Glass Popcorn is here to rap your ears off with ‘Goin’ Hamburger’

Colin Joliat Staff Writer

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Glass Popcorn is the hottest new rapper in the game. His first single, “Goin’ Hamburger,” is rapidly climbing up the charts, and there’s a good reason why. Like so much of today’s music, it’s absolutely terrible.

I’m 100% confident that white suburban kids are the future of hip hop. As the more real rappists ditch labels, YouTube will be the proving grounds for all of the future poets. What’s impressive about Glass Pop is that he’s talking about what he knows. He doesn’t sling rocks or get shot, but goddamn if he doesn’t dominate a hamburger and some sparkling grape juice. You need a Monster? He’s your man. You gotta show him love for the Faygo reference as well as the superb video editing. I only have one hangup. Why is he wearing Under Armor? I’m hard pressed to believe he’s capable of protecting this house.

As I was developing a list of recent songs related to food, I just kept coming back to one jam, this one…