Guinness stout marshmallows rolled in crushed pretzels

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Irish coffee is a great way to improve your work day, but what about the kids that are too young for coffee? These Guinness stout marshmallows are a perfect upgrade for them.

Every marshmallow is made with Guinness™ single stout and sweetened with pure Penzey’s™ vanilla extract. After we carefully handcut the mallows, we roll them in crushed pretzels giving you a bite-sized taste of Ireland.

Your kid’s breakfast will never be the same again. Lucky Charms was just bumped back to the second most popular cereal in Ireland. Pretzels take the place of your standard bowl of Wheaties, so it’s totally legit to top it off with 1″ cubes of puffed sugar. Just have some OJ and consider it a complete breakfast.

Yes, I know there are uses for marshmallows other than in cereal, but who cares about those? It’s summer, so if you’re drinking hot chocolate you’re an idiot. And yes, S’mores are delicious, but you know you’re just going to screw those up. No one like your stick it in the fire and burn the shit out of it technique. Sure it’s faster, but they tastes like crispy sorrow.

If you want to pick up these life changing, Ghostbuster-approved treats, check them out in Wondermade’s ETSY shop.

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Guinness Single Stout Marshmallows [LaughingSquid]