How to open a beer using a machete
There is a lot to digest in this video. First of all, the guy is wearing flags like angels’ wings. If all it takes to get to heaven is drinking a shitload of beer, I’m in. Don’t worry, I’ll take you guys with me too. Then you have the pseudo Chinese metal hat that he can’t decide if he wants to wear or not. The most offensive part is the wasted beer though. I don’t care if his lip is gushing blood from drinking out of a jagged can, you don’t throw that much beer away after a chug. You’re better than that and you know it.