F**k Brunch is the world’s greatest Bloody Mary
Anvil Pub has proven that everything really is bigger in Texas with this ridiculous breakfast cocktail. Dubbed “F**k Brunch,” the double Bloody Mary is all you need to properly start your day.
Why the name Fuck Brunch? What’s your problem with brunch?
I love brunch! Who doesn’t? We just don’t offer it here. The name really started as a joke. We just said, “Who needs brunch when you have a Bloody Mary with a burger on it? Man, fuck brunch!”
You know who hates brunch? I do. Until I got to Chicago I thought brunch was synonymous with a buffet. At that point it was awesome. Now I realize it’s just a trendy excuse to wait in a line for a table on Sunday morning. One of the things I love about Chicago, though, is that there are plenty of build-you-own Bloody Mary bars. It’s the best way to eat a complete breakfast on a budget.
I’ve built many a monstrosity, but none that can stand against Anvil’s Bloody Mary. It’s 32 ounces of heaven packed with “a bacon and cheddar slider, shrimp, artisan cheese, beef jerky, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, green beans, okra, a pickle, onions, tomatoes, olives and even a whole crawfish.” It’s $20 and changes every month. If you’re in Dallas and don’t go next time Anvil is hosting “F Brunch,” you might as well give up drinking altogether.
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