“Pinot Greej N Coke” is the best wine related rap song since UB40
Move over Lonely Island, there’s a new big swingin’ dick in the fake rap game. Boy Drama Productions is poised to take over the Earth with their song “Pinot Greej N Coke.”
I normally wouldn’t put something like this in writing, but I’d like to impregnate Cait Raft and Khalehla Rixon. It’s not that I make a point of randomly picking out strangers with whom to procreate, but rather it would probably be my best shot at having hilarious kids. And yes, the two semi-related bastards will be raised as twins. I might even sew them together for a better chance of landing a reality show. If all else fails, I’ll force Fez to bring back “Yo’ Mama” for one episode so they each have to rip on their aunts for $1000 cash money.