Shark Week drinking game will destroy your liver

Colin Joliat Alcohol & Food Editor

Everyone, including the Discovery Channel, is talking about the shark week drinking game. It’s a large collection of words that might as well just say “drink.” Here are a few of our favorite rules.

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  • Drink every time you hear an Australian, South African, or British accent
  • Drink every time a person mentions chum, a shark attack statistic, or a shark fact
  • Every time a new person is interviewed, drink
  • Drink every time a Facebook friend posts a #sharkweek status on Facebook or Twitter.
  • Drink because it’s f*cking shark week.

Those were all taken from Brobible’s adaptation of the standard shark week drinking game. Just those 5 alone already accounts for a sixpack, and we’re only through the first 30 minutes of a show. I’m watching Discovery Channel’s shark week 24 hours per day, so I might as well just start digging my grave.

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