Taryn Southern’s 5 signs you have a drinking problem

Colin Joliat Alcohol & Food Editor

What’s the point of vacation if not for drinking? Taryn Southern illustrates the 5 signs you have a drinking problem that she discovered on her latest vacation. Apparently I vacation like a girl. Who knew? I love an all-inclusive trip on which I don’t have to do a damn thing. Beaches and pools with a steady flow of Moosecocks is the best way to enjoy a little time away. Activities are for suckers.

In case you’re too lazy to watch Taryn Southern’s hard work, here are the 5 signs you have a drinking problem.

  1. You chug it down like a fish.
  2. One isn’t enough. Or two.
  3. You engage in drunk exercise.
  4. You dance…and dance…and dance.
  5. You forget the important stuff (lesbian make out).

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