This is the proper way to celebrate using a big word

Colin Joliat Staff Writer

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I’m an eternal optimist stuck in a realists body, so when something good happens, you can be sure I’ll celebrate it. That’s why I’m glad the Red Stripe Reggae Orchestra is here to help me savor those minute moments.

I don’t have to give presentations at my job, but sometimes I still feel like dropping a big word on people every now and then. There is nothing wrong with speaking circumlocutiously just to make yourself feel better. If Red Stripe wants to come and sing me a song about how great I am, I welcome that serenade.