This is why you shouldn’t drink marshmallow vodka

I’ve been sitting on a post about marshmallow and whip cream flavored vodka for awhile, but I’m sure by now you’ve seen ads featuring Amber Rose trying to convince you to buy booze. Well, it’s not all sugar and spice and everything bald when it comes to marshmallow vodka. It will get you into trouble.

The stress of an hourlong police chase on foot may have been exhaustive for a 19-year-old Riverside man, who was discovered Christmas morning sleeping on a stranger’s couch with his shoes off several hours after police say he burglarized a nearby home.

The suspect said his evening began with a few swigs of marshmallow vodka but ended with him fast asleep on the couch, his time in the interim a mystery, though authorities said they can account for his missing hours.
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At about 8 a.m., a female homeowner in the 3700 block of Haas Avenue called police, saying a male was inside her home.

When police arrived, they found Brundage asleep on the couch. He later told officers that he didn’t know why he was in the home and the last thing that he remembered was drinking marshmallow-flavored vodka earlier in the night, police said.

I can’t lie to you, I’ve passed on the wrong person’s couch before, but thankfully I’m good looking enough that they simply woke me up and drove me home. No police needed. This guy on the other hand, was not so lucky. A couple swigs of marshmallow vodka and he’s off to jail. If you’ve ever needed a reason to dislike Amber Rose, here it is. This is all her fault.

Full story via Scott Kleinberg

Update:

For those of you incapable of rational thought, Amber Rose’s representation would like me to assure you that it’s not actually her fault and that she insists you drink responsibly. I’m pretty sure you were all intelligent enough to know that though.

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