Underwater nightclub could be the next big thing

Colin Joliat Staff Writer

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This underwater nightclub is the new oxygen bar. Sure it sounds great at first, but once reality sets in we quickly realize that it’s not all that it’s cracked up to be. Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing chicks in bikinis as much as the next guy, but communication could be an issue. I can’t be trusted to find the right radio frequency to say, “So, you swim here often?” What happens if I saw that to the wrong person and get really slowly slapped? Then there is the issue of the bathroom. I won’t extrapolate on that further, but you can see the potential issue.

My complaints are pretty trivial, and to be honest, if that was in Chicago I’d go. Other people, however, are questioning how they drink and how they are defying physics by not floating up. Those people are idiots. The helmets are weighted to keep you on the floor and there is a gap between it and your face/next through which you can put a straw for your drink. I know this because I accidentally went on a sea-walk during a cruise excursion.

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Underwater Nightclub NYC [UniqueDaily]