Own your own petite lap giraffe courtesy of Sokoblovsky Farms

Will Brinson

Screen shot 2011 03 24 at 2.18.51 PM Own your own petite lap giraffe courtesy of Sokoblovsky Farms

The Petite Lap Giraffe is basically the hottest thing in the world right now, thanks to a recent set of DirecTV commercials that features a Russian fellow (“I am Epic Win”) who speaks funny and has piles of gold laying around his house.

And now, you can own your own petite lap giraffe thanks to the kind Russian farmers at Sokoblovsky Farms*.

In the event you haven’t already seen it, here you go (wait and/or fast forward to the end for the petite lap giraffe). He also makes air kisses (and, in the newest rendition, perhaps a full-on smooch) at his tiny giraffe.

And now, you can have your OWN PETITE LAP GIRAFFE. Well, okay, maybe not. But you can get in line to wait for one (I’m No. 40,602 on the waiting list — clearly they’re a hot item) by visiting PetiteLapGiraffe.com.

While you’re there, you can also watch the “Giraffe Cam,” which features one of Sokoblovsky’s finest bulls doing some sort of really cute activity, which is generally either a) sleeping,  b) walking around or c) not getting in a FedEx package and making it’s way to my living room.

*Yes, yes. I know.

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