China has jet-propelled water cannons on their fire engines

If you were friends with someone who you knew was really rich and yet he kept borrowing money from you to the point that he owed you $10,000,000,000 (or thereabouts), wouldn’t you start using that credit to build really extravagant and awesome toys?

I sure would. And China sure did. Like their brand spankin’ new jet-propelled fire engine-mounted water cannons.

So, the good news: these can’t be used to destroy America. At least not in any sort of manner that could be considered efficient.

The bad news? We don’t have them. And that’s a shame, because these water cannons would be freaking sweet to either put out fires. Or use to knock some sense into the idiots up on the Hill who keep thinking that eventually China won’t just annex us because we owe them some stupidly large amount of cash.

China builds a jet-propelled water cannon just because it can [Engadget]

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