Beef jerky
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I kind of enjoy beef jerky because I’m really manly and eating meat makes me feel like I’m stealing the lifeforce of a cow. Which makes me slightly more powerful and also more willing to just crap on the floor while I walk around. Unfortunately it hasn’t translated to people wanting to pay money to milk me, but I figure we’ll get there over time.
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