Well, technically, there’s three because I love buffets but I think we can just include that with food.

Anyways, today, instead of a head to head battle we’ve decided to tackle this one Ménage à trois style…

Giada De Laurentiis-Food Network Chef

She’s Italian, she can cook, she looks great in a bathing suit. Her one downfall might be her big noggin.

Rachel Ray-Food Network Chef

I’m a bit biased towards chicks that have some junk in the trunk. But man, that raspy voice of hers can get annoying over time.

Padma Lakshmi-Top Chef Host

Uh, I wasn’t aware that Padma took pics like these until I looked her up. Pretty sure this might push her over the top with sex starved computer geeks.