Jelly bean drama
Via My Apokalips comes this comic about the tangle webs that jelly beans weave.

I used to like those Jelly Belly flavored jelly beans when I was little. But then I realized, “Why am I eating a jelly bean that tastes somewhat like a hamburger when I could just eat a hamburger?” Based on the fall from pop culture that Jelly Belly has experienced since then, I must not be alone in that sentiment. Plus how exactly are Jelly Beans made? They’re kind of amorphous and oddly textured. I wouldn’t be so shocked if they were made of ground pig embryos.

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