Pizza Hut is giving away a lifetime of free pizza!

Colin Joliat Staff Writer

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In the most brilliant marketing scheme of all time, Pizza Hut is giving a lifetime supply of pizza to whatever douchebag is willing to stand up and ask, “pepperoni or sausage?” during the next presidential debate. For a nominal payout, Pizza Hut will be getting a plethora of coverage leading up to the October 16th debate. If someone actually does stand up and ask Romney about loving sausage, The Hut will get even more “free” press in the days following.

You’re probably licking your lips at the thought of all the free pizza you can eat. You can stop now LL Cool J; you aren’t getting paid. The only people eligible are those actually in the audience at the debate on Oct. 16th. And you don’t actually win a lifetime supply of pizza either. I’m sure you started calculating how many pizzas you could put away in a single year let alone a lifetime, but you actually just get a check to over one pizza a week for thirty years. I still wouldn’t complain about getting a $15,600 check.

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